Garth Brooks Lyrics

5. Please Operator (Could You Trace This Call)

Please operator 
Could you trace this call 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
Which dirty beer hall 
And send a cab driver to call for me here 
No need to describe me 
'Cause I ain't all here 

She told me to get lost and that's what I did 
But I've done it so well, I don't know where I hid 
And she swore she'll never see me again 
Hell, I'll never find me in the shape that I'm in 

Please operator 
Could you trace this call 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
Which dirty beer hall 
And send a cab driver to call for me here 
No need to describe me 
'Cause I ain't all here 

Now I had to ask myself if I were me 
If I was out drinkin', just where would I be 
Then I thumbnailed a label and there I appeared 
Hidin' out in the bottle behind a three-day-old beard 

Please operator 
Could you trace this call 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
Which dirty beer hall 
And send a cab driver to call for me here 
No need to describe me 
'Cause I ain't all here 

Now I may be lonely but I'm never alone 
'Cause I've been beside myself since she's been gone 

Please operator 
Could you trace this call 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
Which dirty beer hall 
And send a cab driver to call for me here 
And if he could fine me, I'll buy him a beer

Please operator 
Could you trace this call 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
Which dirty beer hall 
And send a cab driver to call for me here 
Ill be beside myself to pour him a beer

Please operator 
Could you trace this call 
Find out where I'm drinkin' 
Which dirty beer hall

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