Hollywood Undead Lyrics

*  I Must Be Emo

Dear Diary:

Mood: Apathetic.

My life is spiraling downward. 
I couldn't get enough money to go 
To the Blood Red Romance 
And Suffocate me dry concert. 
It sucks 'cause they play some 
Of my favorite songs like 
'Stab My Heart Because I Love You' 
And 'Rip Apart My Soul' and of course, 
'Stabby Rip Stab Stab'. 
And it doesn't help 
That I couldn't get my hair to do 
That flippy thingy. 
Like that guy from 
That band can do. 
Some days, you know... 

I'm an emo kid, non-conforming as can be
You'd be non-conforming too 
If you looked just like me
I have paint on my nails 
And make-up on my face
I'm almost emo enough 
To start shaving my legs
'Cause I feel real deep 
When I'm dressing in drag
I call it freedom of expression, 
Most just call me a fag
'Cause our dudes look like chicks, 
And our chicks look like dikes
'Cause emo is one step below transvestite! 

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo

I'm dark, and sensitive with low self-esteem
The way I dress makes every day feel like Halloween
I have no real problems 
But I like to make believe
I stole my sister's mascara 
Now I'm grounded for a week
Sulking and writing poetry are my hobbies
I can't get through a Hawthorne Heights album without sobbing
Girls keep breaking up with me, it's never any fun
They say they already have a pussy, they don't need another one

Stop my breathing and slit my throat
I must be emo
I don't jump around when I go to shows
I must be emo
Dye in my hair and polish on my toes
I must be emo
I play guitar and write suicide notes
I must be emo

My life is just a black abyss, 
You know, it's so dark. 
And it's suffocating me. 
Grabbing a hold of me 
And tightening it's grip, tighter 
Than a pair of my little sister's jeans... 
Which look great on my by the way.

When I get depressed I cut my wrists in every direction
Hearing songs about getting dumped give me an erection
I write in a live journal and wear thick rimmed glasses
I told my friends I bleed black and cry during classes
I'm just a bad, cheap imitation of goth
You can read me "Catcher in the Rye," 
And watch me jack off
I wear skin tight clothes while hating my life
If I said I like girls, I'd only be half right! 

I look like I'm dead and dress like a homo
I must be emo
Screw X-Box, I play old school Nintendo
I must be emo
I like to whine and hate my parentals
I must be emo
Me and my friends all look like clones
I must be E-Mo

My parents just don't get me, you know. 
They think I'm gay just because they saw me kiss a guy. 
Well, a couple guys. But I mean, it's the 2000s. 
Can't 2... or 4 dudes make-out 
With each other without being gay? 
I mean, chicks dig that kind of thing anyways. 
I don't know diary, 
Sometimes I think you're the only one 
That gets me, you're my best friend... 

PS... I feel like tacos

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