Nightmare Of You Lyrics

3. Thumbelina

Hey dainty girl flailing on the side of the road 
With your great thumb in the air 
I hope you don't mind me asking 
But what happened to your underwear? 

And does your humble husband know? 
Of 'ee hitchin' seedy path 
With car-operating sexual deviants! 

But Julian would never understand 
And doesn't he know? 
Just because he's a painter and he loves you 
It doesn't mean that he has got a clue... 

...About my Thumbelina 
I've never seen a pair of digits quite like yours before 
And I have traveled shore to shore in such arduous pallor 
Your almost perfect body's got me quivering in a ball 

To that brash cowgirl with her hands petting your crotch 
And humping you in towering grass 
Naked and gender-bending 
What makes you think the two of you will last? 

For there's no dame or man for her 
There's just this open road where she hails down some pervert 
With the usage of her giant thumb 

Jellybean, you could never comprehend 
The intellect of her mind 
And just because you can make her come with your hand 
Doesn't mean that she'll be your woman 

But 'twas a loon on the hillside 
Who planted a seed between your thighs 
You fancied him as your therapist 
But he's just a sadistic sodomist who gave you that bastard kid...

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