NOFX Lyrics

Album "Coaster/Frisbee" (2009)

1.	We Called It America
2.	The Quitter
3.	First Call
4.	My Orphan Year
5.	Blasphemy (The Victimless Crime)
6.	Creeping Out Sara (Track #6 on CD (Coaster))
6.	Creeping Out Tegan (Track #6 on Vinyl (Frisbee))
7.	Eddie, Bruce And Paul
8.	Best God In Show
9.	Suits And Ladders
10.	The Agony Of Victory
11.	I Am An Alcoholic
12.	One Million Coasters
13.	I've Become A Cliché (Bonus Track)

Album "Wolves In Wolves' Clothing" (2006)

1.	60%
2.	USA-Holes
3.	Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
4.	We March To The Beat Of An Indifferent Drum
5.	The Marxist Brothers
6.	The Man I Killed
7.	Benny Got Blowed Up
8.	Leaving Jesusland
9.	Getting High On The Down Low
10.	Cool And Unusual Punishment
11.	Wolves In Wolves' Clothing
12.	Cantado En Español
13.	100 Times Fuckeder
14.	Instant Crassic
15.	You Will Lose Faith
16.	One Celled Creature
17.	Door Nails
18.	60% (Reprise)

EP "Never Trust A Hippy" (2006)

1.	Seeing Double At The Triple Rock
2.	The Marxist Brothers
3.	Golden Boys
4.	You're Wrong
5.	Everything In Moderation (Especially Moderation)
6.	I Am Going To Hell For This One

Set of 7" "7 Inch Of The Month Club" (2005)

1.	Insulted By Germans (Again)
2.	Fan Mail
3.	Arming The Proletariat With Potato Guns
4.	I Am Going To Hell For This One
5.	There's No Fun In Fundamentalism
6.	Fungus
7.	I Am A Huge Fan Of Bad Religion
8.	Jamaica's Alright If You Like Homophobes
9.	No Way
10.	Getting High On The Down Low
11.	You're Wrong
12.	Leaving Jesusland
13.	Benny Got Blowed Up
14.	Teenage Punching Bag
15.	One Way Ticket To Fuckneckville
16.	Your Hubcaps Cost More Than My Car
17.	What Now Herb?
18.	California Über Alice
19.	All My Friends In New York
20.	I, Melvin
21.	You Will Lose Faith
22.	Last Night Was Really Fun?
23.	Cool And Unusual Punishment
24.	Civil Defense
25.	Golden Boys
26.	The Man I Killed

Album "War On Errorism" (2003)

1.	The Separation Of Church And Skate
2.	The Irrationality Of Rationality
3.	Franco Un-American
4.	Idiots Are Taking Over
5.	She's Nubs
6.	Mattersville
7.	Decom-Poseur
8.	Medio-Core
9.	Anarchy Camp
10.	American Errorist (I Hate Hate Haters)
11.	We Got Two Jealous Agains
12.	13 Stitches
13.	Re-gaining Unconsciousness
14.	Whoops, I OD'd

EP "Regaining Unconsciousness" (2003)

1.	Medio-Core
2.	Idiots Are Taking Over
3.	Franco Un-American
4.	Hardcore 84

Split "BYO Split Series, Vol. III (NOFX/Rancid)" (2002)

1.	I'm The One
2.	Olympia, WA
3.	Tenderloin
4.	Antennaes
5.	Corozon De Oro
6.	Radio

See other songs from this split in: Rancid 

Album "45 Or 46 Songs That Weren't Good Enough To Go On Our Other Records" (2002)

1.	Pimps And Hookers
2.	All Of Me
3.	We Threw Gasoline On The Fire And Now We Have Stumps For Arms And No Eyebrows
4.	Drugs Are Good
5.	Lower
6.	Forming
7.	Electricity
8.	Lazy
9.	The Plan
10.	Timmy The Turtle
11.	The Punk Song
12.	See Her Pee
13.	Zyclone B. Bathouse
14.	Last Caress
15.	Bath Of Least Resistance
16.	We Ain't Shit
17.	San Francisco Fat
18.	Vincent
19.	Pump Up The Valium
20.	Pods And Gods
22.	Thalidomide Child

EP "Surfer" (2001)

1.	Fun Things To Fuck (If You're A Winner)
2.	Juice Head (Traditional)
3.	Three On Speed
4.	New Happy Birthday Song?
5.	Talking 'bout Yo' Momma
6.	Party Enema
7.	Can't Get The Stink Out
8.	Go To Work Wasted
9.	Fuck Da Kids
10.	Whoa On The Whoas
11.	Three Shits To The Wind
12.	Puke On Cops
13.	I Gotta Pee (Untraditional)
14.	Totally Fucked

Album "Pump Up The Valuum" (2000)

1.	And Now For Something Completely Similair
2.	Take Two Placebos And Call Me Lame
3.	What's The Matter With Parents Today?
4.	Dinosaurs Will Die
5.	Thank God It's Monday
6.	Clams Have Feelings Too (Actually They Don't)
7.	Louise
8.	Stranger Than Fishin'
9.	Pharmacists Daughter
10.	Bottles To The Ground
11.	Total Bummer
12.	My Vagina
13.	Herojuana
14.	Theme From A NOFX Album

EP "The Decline" (1999)

1.	The Decline

Album "So Long And Thanks For All The Shoes" (1998)

1.	It's My Job To Keep Punk Rock Elite
2.	Kids Of The K-Hole
3.	Murder The Government
4.	Monosyllabic Girl
5.	180 Degrees
6.	All His Suits Are Torn
7.	All Outta Angst
8.	I'm Telling Tim
9.	Champs-élysées
10.	Dad's Bad News
11.	Kill The Rock Stars
12.	Eat The Meek
13.	The Desperation's Gone
14.	Flossing A Dead Horse (Instrumental)
15.	Quart In Session
16.	Falling In Love

Album "Heavy Petting Zoo/Eating Lamb" (1996)

1.	Hobophobic
2.	Philthy Phil Philanthropist
3.	Freedom Lika Shopping Cart
4.	Bleeding Heart Disease
5.	Hot Dog In A Hallway
6.	Release The Hostages
7.	Liza
8.	What's The Matter With Kids Today?
9.	Love Story
10.	The Black And White
11.	Whatever Didi Wants
12.	August 8th
13.	Drop The World

Album "Fuck The Kids" (1996)

1.	Fuck The Kids I
2.	Fuck The Kids II
3.	I'm Telling Tim
4.	Reagan Sucks
6.	My Name's Bud (And My Sister's Mary-Jane)
7.	Two On Glue
8.	Please Stop Fucking My Mom
9.	Murder The Government
10.	Stranger Than Fishin
11.	Stupid Canadians
12.	Eric Melvin vs. PCP
13.	Always Hate Hippies

Album "Punk In Drublic" (1994)

1.	Linoleum
2.	Leave It Alone
3.	Dig
4.	The Cause
5.	Don't Call Me White
6.	My Heart Is Yearning
7.	Perfect Government
8.	The Brews
9.	The Quass
10.	Dying Degree
11.	Fleas
12.	Lori Meyers
13.	Jeff Wears Birkenstocks
14.	Punk Guy
15.	Happy Guy
16.	Reeko
17.	Scavenger Type

Album "White Trash, Two Heebs, And A Bean" (1992)

1.	Soul Doubt
2.	Stickin In My Eye
3.	Bob
4.	You're Bleeding
5.	Straight Edge
6.	Liza & Louise
7.	The Bag
8.	Please Play This Song On The Radio
9.	Warm
10.	I Wanna Be Your Baby
11.	Johnny Appleseed
12.	She's Gone
13.	Buggley Eyes

EP "The Longest Line" (1992)

1.	The Death Of John Smith
2.	The Longest Line
3.	Stranded
4.	Remnants
5.	Kill All The White Man

Album "Ribbed" (1991)

1.	Green Corn
2.	The Moron Brothers
3.	Showerdays
4.	Food, Sex & Ewe
5.	Just The Flu
6.	El Lay
7.	New Boobs
8.	Cheese
9.	Where's My Slice
10.	Together On The Sand
11.	Nowhere
12.	Brain Constipation
13.	Gonoherpasyphilaids
14.	I Don't Want You Around
15.	The Malachi Crunch

Album "S&M Airlines" (1989)

1.	Day To Daze
2.	Five Feet Under
3.	Professional Crastination
4.	Mean People Suck
5.	Vanilla Sex
6.	S&M Airlines
7.	Drug Free America
8.	Life O'Riley
9.	You Drink You Drive You Spill
10.	Screamin' For Change
11.	Jaundiced Eyed
12.	Go Your Own Way

Album "Liberal Animation" (1988)

1.	Shut Up Already
2.	Freedumb
3.	Here Comes The Neighborhood
4.	A200 Club
5.	Sloppy English
6.	You Put Your Chocolate In My Peanut Butter
7.	Mr. Jones
8.	Vegetarian Mumbo Jumbo
9.	Beer Bong
10.	Piece
11.	I Live In A Cake
12.	No Problems
13.	On The Rag
14.	Truck Stop Blues

Album "Maximum Rock 'n' Roll" (1984)

1.	Live Your Life
2.	My Friends
3.	Six Pack Girls
4.	Bang Gang
5.	Hit It
6.	Hold It Back
7.	ID
8.	Cops And Donuts
9.	Iron Man
10.	Shitting Bricks
11.	Mom's Rules
14.	Lager In The Dark
16.	Drain Bramaged
17.	Bob Turkee
18.	No Problems
19.	Memories
21.	Instrumental (Instrumental)
22.	Ant Attack

Miscellaneous songs:

*	99 Red Balloons
*	Backstage Passport Theme Song
*	Canada Has Better Heroin
*	Champs Élysées (English Version)
*	Co-Dependence Day (from "Warped Tour 2009" Compilation)
*	Concerns Of A GOP Neo-Phyte (Wrong Version) (from "Take Action Vol. 4" Compilation)
*	East Bay
*	Germ Free Adolescents
*	Glass War (from "13 Stitches" 7")
*	Guttermouth Is A Really Good Band
*	I Wanna Be An Alcoholic
*	Idiot Son Of An Asshole
*	Jaw, Knee, Music (from "Rock Against Bush Vol. 1" Compilation)
*	Johnny B Goode
*	No More Lies (from "Let Them Know: The Story Of Youth Brigade And BYO Records" Compilation)
*	Nothing But A Nightmare
*	Open Your Eyes
*	Spaghetti Motel (from Fat Club 7")
*	We Don't Play Ska Anymore
*	Wore Out The Soles Of My Party Boots (from "Greatest Songs Even Written..." Collection)