The Offspring Lyrics

1. Disclaimer

ladies and gentlemen
welcome to the disclaimer
that's right the disclaimer 

this american apple pie institution
known as parental discretion
will cleanse any sense of innuendo or sarcasm
from the lyrics that might actually make you think
and will also insult your intelligence at the same time 

so protect your family 
this album contains explicit depictions
of things which are real 
these real things are commonly known as life 
so if it sounds sarcastic don't take it seriously 
if it sounds dangerous 
do not try this at home or at all 
and if it offends you just don't listen to it

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