Owl City Lyrics

6. Dental Care

I brush my teeth 
and look in the mirror 
And laugh out loud 
as I'm beaming from ear to ear 

I'd rather pick flowers 
instead of fight 
And rather than flaunt my style 
I'd flash you a smile 
Of clean pearly whites 

I've been to the dentist 
A thousand times, so I know the drill 
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair 
but somehow I still get the chills 

Have a seat 
He says pleasantly 
As he shakes my hand 
And practically laughs at me 

Open up nice and wide 
He says, peering in 
And with a smirk he says, 
"Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit" 
As he tries not to grin 

When hygienists leave on long vacations 
That's when dentists scream and lose their patience 

Talking only brings the toothaches on 
Because I say the stupidest things 
So if my resolve goes south 
I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin 
And shut my mouth 

Golf and alcohol don't mix 
And that's why I don't drink and drive 
Because, good grief, I'd knock out my teeth 
And hafta kiss my smile goodbye 

I've been to the dentist 
A thousand times, so I know the drill 
I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair 
but somehow I still get the chills

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