Tenacious D Lyrics

12. Cock Pushups

[KG:] Do you think that um, do you think that when the album, when this is out... 
[JB:] Yeah?
[KG:] Do you think it will make us um, more attractive to the ladies?
[JB:] Pshh, yeah, in fact, I been getting ready.
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] Yeah, I been doin cock push ups.
[KG:] Cock Push ups?
[JB:] Yeah.
[KG:] What are those?
[JB:] it's where you fuckin' lay down flat on the ground.
[KG:] Yeah... 
[JB:] And then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
[KG:] N... no, that's, that'd be impossible. Your cock can support your whole 
Weight?
[JB:] Well not at first... 
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] But over time.
[KG:] Hmm... how many push ups can you do?
[JB:]... cock push ups?
[KG:] Yeah... I guess, you could only do one really.
[JB:] Yeah, well one is all ya need

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