Tenacious D Lyrics

19. Drive-Thru

[[JB:] Kage...
[KG:] Yeah?
[JB:] Let's go to this drive-thru.
[Motor Sounds]
[KG:] Oh good, I'm starvin'.
[Drive-thru guy:] [mumbles]
[JB:] Yeah, um...ah
[Drive-thru guy:] May I have your order?
[JB:] Yeah, hold on a second, I'm lookin' at the menu
[Drive-thru guy:] okay
[JB:] ...ah l-
[Drive-thru guy:] would you like special curly fries?
[JB:] Please, don't, don't offer me anything... I'll tell you what I want. 
Um...ok...you know how you have the six-piece nuggets?
Drive-thru guys: six piece mcnuggets.
[JB:] Just, uh, can you give me just four nuggets? I'm, I'm tryin'to...
Drive thru-guy: They come in six or twelve piece...do you want service?
[JB:] Shut up and listen to my order. Take the six nuggets, and throw two of them 
Away. I'm just wantin' a four-nugget thing. I'm tryin to watch my calorie 
Intake.
[Drive-thru guy:] They come in six or twelve pieces sir...
[JB:] Put two of them up your ass, and give me four chicken mcnuggets. And then, 
Uh, can I have a junior western bacon chee? A JUNIOR western bacon chee. I'm 
Trying to watch my figure.
[Drive-thru guy:] Western Bacon Cheeseburger...
[JB:] A JUNIOR Western Bacon Chee...
[Drive-thru guy:] Would you like that with onions?
[JB:] No Onions.
[Drive-thru guy:] Okay, Junior Bacon Chee...Total is $6.57
[JB:] Okay, and I'm gonna go with a fillet of fish sandwich, since that has less 
Calories, ''cause it's fish.
[Drive-thru guy:] Fillet of Fish...
[JB:] Now if you could take a Coca-Cola, and just go half Coca-Cola, half Diet 
Coke...''cause I'm tryin to watch my figure...Tryin to loose some of the weight.
[Drive-thru guy:] You want half Coca-Cola, half...
[JB:] Um, and a SMALL, a *SMALL* Chocolate Shake. Because I'm tryin to watch my 
Figure, not a large, a small.
[Drive-thru guy:] It come's in medium-small or medium-large.
[JB:] Um...
[Drive-thru guy:] Small Chocolate Shake.
[JB:] Also a small seasoned-curlies
[Drive-thru guy:] Seasoned-curlies...
[JB:] Small, seasoned-curlies.
[Drive-thru guy:] Okay I got the small seasoned-curlies...western bacon 
Cheeseburger...
[JB:] Okay, uh...Fuck my ass, what else? Give me, uh...alright. Cherries Jubilee 
And that's it.
[Drive-thru guy:] Cherries Jubilee.
[JB:] Wait, Kage, what do you want?
[KG:] Ah...Jeez, let me have a...I think I want the regular, uh, western 
Bacon-cheeseburger, Large shake, um...
[JB:] Oh God! Come on with the order.
[KG:] I'm...
[JB:] Take forever.
[KG:] That's all I want. That's all I want...
[JB:] good. How much is that sir?
[Drive-thru guy:] That'll be, uh, $14.75. At the window please, will you drive up?
[JB:] Do you have any money?
[KG:] Oh shoot, um, oh god. Yeah, I got...do you have s...I got like...
[JB:] Give it to me.
[KG:] Alright, here.
[JB:] Okay, we only have, uh...alright. I'm gonna need to cancel the last two 
Things on the order. Okay, thank you, let's go.
[Motor Sounds]

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