The Vandals Lyrics

Album "Hollywood Potato Chip" (2004)

1.	How They Getcha'
2.	Don't Stop Me now
3.	My Neck, My Back
4.	Be A Good Robot
5.	Manimal
6.	My Special Moment
7.	Designed By Satan
8.	Atrocity
9.	Dig A Hole
10.	Don't Make Me Get My Fat & Lazy Ass Off This Couch
11.	I Guess I'll Take You Back
12.	Christian Or Canadian
13.	I Am Crushed
14.	Steal The Flag (Australian Bonus Track)

Album "Internet Dating Superstuds" (2002)

1.	4,3,2,1,0,-1
2.	Appreciate My Honesty
3.	I'm Becoming You
4.	Disproportioned Head
5.	Soccer Mom
6.	We'll All Get Laid
7.	Little Weirdo
8.	I Can't Wait
9.	Where's Your Dignity
10.	My Brain Tells My Body
11.	When I Say You, I Mean Me
12.	The Unseen Tears of the Albacore
13.	My Brother is Gay
14.	Lord of the Dance
15.	Count To Ten

Album "Look What I Almost Stepped In" (2000)

1.	Behind The Music
2.	Sorry, Mom And Dad
3.	Go
4.	The New You
5.	Flowers Are Pretty
6.	Jackass
7.	What About Me?
8.	You're Not The Boss Of Me (Kick It)
9.	I'm The Boss Of Me
10.	That's My Girl
11.	Get A Room
12.	San Berdu
13.	Crippled And Blind
14.	Fourteen
15.	Why Are You Alive? (Australian Bonus Track)

Album "Hitler Bad, Vandals Good" (1998)

1.	People That Are Going To Hell
2.	Cafe 405
3.	My Girlfriend's Dead
4.	I Know, Huh?
5.	Money's Not An Issue
6.	I've Got An Ape Drape
7.	If The Government Could Read My Mind
8.	Too Much Drama
9.	Come Out Fighting
10.	Euro-Barge
11.	Fucked Up Girl
12.	An Idea For A Movie
13.	OK
14.	So Long, Farewell

Album "The Quickening" (1996)

1.	Stop Smiling
2.	It's A Fact
3.	Marry Me
4.	Allah!
5.	Tastes Like Chicken
6.	(But Then) She Spoke
7.	How (Did This Loser Get This Job)
8.	Hungry For You
9.	Failure Is The Best Revenge
10.	Aging Orange
11.	Canine Euthenasia
12.	Moving Up
13.	I'll Make You Love Me
14.	Choosing You Masters
15.	I Believe

Album "Oi To The World" (1996)

1.	A Gun For Christmas
2.	Grandpa's Last Christmas
3.	Thanx For Nothing
4.	Oi To The World
5.	Nothing Is Going To Ruin My Holiday
6.	Christmas Time For My Penis
7.	I Don't Believe In Santa Clause
8.	My First Christmas As A Woman
9.	Dance Of The Sugarplum Fairies
10.	Here I Am Lord
11.	C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S
12.	Hang Myself From The Tree

Album "Live Fast, Diarrhea" (1996)

1.	Let The Bad Times Roll
2.	Take It Back
3.	Now We Dance
4.	I Have A Date
5.	Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
6.	Power Mustache
7.	N. I. M. B. Y.
8.	Ape Shall Never Kill Ape
9.	Live Fast, Diarrhea
10.	Happy Birthday To Me
11.	Change My Pants (I Don't Wanna)
12.	Get In Line
13.	Johnny Twobags
14.	Kick Me
15.	Soup Of The Day

Album "When In Rome Do As The Vandals" (1992)

1.	Lady Killer
2.	Bad Birthday Bash
3.	Master Race In Outer Space
4.	Big Brother Vs. Johnny Sako
5.	Mohawk Town
6.	Viking Suit
8.	I'm A Fly
9.	Slap Of Love
10.	Airstream
11.	Rico

Album "Fear Of A Punk Planet" (1991)

1.	Pizza Tran
2.	The Rodge
3.	Join Us For Pong
4.	Hey Homes!
5.	Girls Turn 18 Every Day
6.	Kill My Tenant
7.	Summer Lovin'
8.	The Day Farrah Fawcett Died
9.	Anti
11.	Small Wonder
12.	Phone Machine
14.	China Town
16.	Kokomo

Album "Slippery When Ill" (1989)

1.	Clowns Are Experts (At Making Us Laugh)
2.	Susanville
3.	Desert Woman
5.	Elvis Decanter
6.	Goop All Over The Phone
8.	Gator Hide
9.	Long Hair Queer

EP "Peace Thru Vandalism" (1982)

1.	Wanna Be Manor
2.	Urban Struggle
3.	The Legend Of Pat Brown
4.	Pirate's Life
5.	H.B. Hotel
6.	Anarchy Burger (Hold The Government)

Miscellaneous songs:

*	Change The World With My Hockey Stick
*	Judy Is A Punk (from The Vandals/Longfellow Split 7")
*	S.W.M. (from "Vans Warped Tour 2001" Compilation)
*	Sheena Is A Punk Rocker (from The Vandals/Longfellow Split 7")
*	To All The Kids